Interact With Us

If you're so desperate for interactivity, you could go hug a tree.

My friends in Berkeley say the trees roots help you get grounded, though I've never tried it myself. I get plenty of face-time with Louis and don't feel deprived at all. You could go outside and interact with the real world (Not the Faux EmptyV version either!) It's that whole multidimensional side of reality. It may seem a bit strange reading this on a computer screen (so view it on your mobile phone if you can) but the whole computer thing is a poor substitute for getting face-time with actual carbon based units in meat-space. 

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Dear Abbey has helped millions of loosers deal with their sick, perverted and pathetic lives. Louis Lane thought it looked like fun (especially the perverted part) so he decided to give it a go...

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Have a Spiritual Quandry? WWJD.

It seems quite simple really, Christians asking themselves "What Would Jesus Do?", then it became a sticky meme and a marketing phenomenon. Once the Budhists came out with "WWBD, What Would Budha Do?", we knew it was time to take it a step further...