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What a gay holiday party...
The Sugar Plum Fairies have been working overtime this year
to present a gay-ole Christmas Soiree. Guerilla Queer Bar
sponsored the event at a run-down Tenderloin District porn
theatre and the party lived up to the promise on their invitation:
"Twelve
tweakers tweaking, eleven baskets bulging, ten whores a-freaking,
nine gay boys prancing, eight dykes a-strapping, seven drunks
a-swilling, six holes a-gaping, five dra-ag queens, four call
boys, three French mens, two latex gloves, and a large and
angry tranny..."
Irwin and I got our stocking stuffers ready, and we cleaned
out that chimney, because Santa Claus is coming -- and how...

X-Mas
Day Dinner...
Once again, V-Ness played hostess with the mostest! As soon
as I arrived, we settled in to well appointed finger food
and cocktail banter while listening to "Hard Candy Christmas"
by Dolly Parton and other assorted holiday faves. Later we
would watch the Christmas scene from the John Waters film,
"Female Trouble" before tucking into V's fabulous
feast.
Bedroom Antics...
What Christmas festivities would be complete without some
reindeer games? International pop sensation, Louis Lane gave
holiday hibernation his usual flare for fun...

Boxing Day Do...
Boxing day is traditionally the day when people bring boxes
to their friends and have the servants box up the Christmas
crap. This year, I went round to my pal Ggreg's
for a mellow(ish) confab with the fabulistas of SF. I was
surprised to find it so heavily weighted towards the bearishly
inclined. I'm wearing a beard for the season so at least I
looked the part and I suppose that's the majority of Gg's
crowd these days. All in all, it was a nice way to end my
Christmas week.
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