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 What
a gay holiday party...
The Sugar Plum Fairies have been working overtime this year
to present a gay-ole Christmas Soiree. Guerilla Queer Bar
sponsored the event at a run-down Tenderloin District porn
theatre and the party lived up to the promise on their invitation:
"Twelve tweakers tweaking, eleven baskets bulging, ten
whores a-freaking, nine gay boys prancing, eight dykes a-strapping,
seven drunks a-swilling, six holes a-gaping, five dra-ag queens,
four call boys, three French mens, two latex gloves, and a
large and angry tranny..."
Irwin and I got our stocking stuffers ready, and we cleaned
out that chimney, because Santa Claus was coming -- and how
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 Rentecca
did a dive
We were standing a little ways back so we didn't see Rentecca's
"dog" at the end of the chain. Apparently it was
a nude boy with a dildo shoved up his bum. The dildo had a
tail out the end and alegedly the contraption was too much
for the lad. Seems his sphinxter muscles gave way and the
tail et all went flying out into the audience. Now you'll
know why I'd rather stand back in the crowd when she goes
on stage.
Irwin was quite impressed when she did a stage dive. I haven't
been to a punk show for quite a while but they are very common
in that environment. Still it was kind of novel to see a 6ft5
drag queen float on the hands of her adoring fans...
 Jon
Jammed (Eventually)
While he was AWOL when his name was announced, Jon Ginoli
(The Pansy Division frontman and friendster of Q) eventually
surfaced to do an accoustic version of the PD classic Queer
Christmas song. I wish he did more, but I'm grateful he was
on hand to represent, yo.
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