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Current Opportunities:
 Office
Fruit Fly
Duties Include: Looking great in a mini-skirt and preparing
a totally super cute outfit everyday. Fetching tea and being
semi-conscious and coherent for minor errands throughout the
day, like shopping and picking up Chinese take-away at lunch.
Ideal Candidate: Would probably be a Dutch girl named Miep.
Then we could pretend to be the roadrunner as we call out
your name repeatedly.
Please Note: Fruit Flies just hang out around fruit. If you
have a predilection for falling in love with gay men and trying
to change them, we already have a Fag Hag. She's been promoted
from Fruit Fly which is why this position is AVAILABLE
NOW.
 Skipper
of the Corporate Yacht
Duties Include: Oversea everything to do with our new corporate
yacht, the "Minnow 2". The Skipper is responsible
for piloting, berthing, maintenance and cleaning as well as
managing a staff of one. The Skipper is also expected to play
host for various groups because we run three hour tours for
tourists like movie stars, scientists, millionaires and farm
girls, when Louis isn't using it to water ski with his friends.
Ideal Candidate: Will have a great sense of direction, even
in a storm. The original Minnow was blown off course and lost
at sea, which is why this position is
AVAILABLE NOW
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