How can we afford to hire and retain top talent?

Actually, we can't. The US government sent a man to the moon with a computer that only had 8k of RAM, but we're a resource intensive operation that can't squander our luxuries. It's a tight labour market for highly skilled workers and until we re-deploy under-performing human assets to more suitable sectors of the macro-economy, these are the "Virtually Employed". They're all stars in their areas of expertise so please take some time to read about them.

Advisory Team

Our Advisory Team has been assembled to guide us into new markets and into new adventures...

Executive Team

Our Executive Team provides the leadership and vision to enable Quartknee.com to weather turbulent market conditions...

Management Team

Our Management Team might seem like a bunch of overpaid twats, but they're all super, super nice...

Support Team

Our Support Staff really do all the work around here, that's why they're paid the least. They're included here as part of their 15 minutes of fame...

Support Team

Our team of Correspondents really have their work cut out for them as they dredge up new and noteworthy items for our site content...

Join Our Team

If you're not embrangled by technology and you think you have what it takes to join our team, check out our current openings...