Co-Founder

Louis is originally from New York, so being recognized at cocktail parties by guys with cannon ball shaped biceps and no self-esteem is a top priority. Louis learned to swim when the film Jaws first came out. He carries the emotional scars to this day and still suffers from delusions of adequacy, but he's working on it.

A Little Background

Before founding Quartknee.com, Louis hit rock bottom and he started to dig until his ex posted his picture on the Internet as an act of revenge. The plan backfired when many people gave him a vote of "10". He was so H O T that he swept to the top of the charts like a tornado through a trailer park.

If Louis Lane's life were a movie...

Large loft style apartments in NYC would be well within the price range of most people (whether they work or not!)

All grocery bags would contain at least one stick of French bread
Everyone on the planet would speak English, except with foreign accents if they aren't from North America.

Sexy women would always take a shower the minute they get home (especially if someone is hiding in the closet)

Every time someone turns out a light to go to bed, everything in the room would still be clearly visible, just slightly blue-ish.

Poster-boy

Louis Lane is featured on a number of products available in our online store.

Only the best and brightest STARS

Louis Lane's coterie of top level talent includes (but is not limited to) Herve Villachez, J.M.J. Bullock, Charo and John Stamos. His VIP access has led to some interesting situations and Louis wakes up with new groupies quite often...