Quartknee.com Mission Statement:

Our mission is to continue to completely provide access to cutting edge intellectual capital via our patented Rabbitechnology™ so that we may endeavor to conveniently pursue professional infrastructures in order to seamlessly customize interdependent data to globally enhance high-quality benefits.

Corporate History

Founded in 1969, Quartknee.com is the premier provider of vapourware to augment 21st century hand to brand combat.

Our business strategy includes investing in our core competencies of schmoozing and slacking by letting our business run at a cash-negative position. This allows us to develop our internet properties into synergistic new business lines that are still pre-deployment. We are confident that 2003 will be our first profitable year and expelled a great amount of energy to reach that goal. We have a rich tradition of passion and dedication...

The Virtually Employed

Because we're still such a young company, our employees are more like friends than co-workers. We've scoured the globe to find the best staff...