Our mission is to continue to completely provide access to cutting edge intellectual capital via our patented Rabbitechnology™ so that we may endeavor to conveniently pursue professional infrastructures in order to seamlessly customize interdependent data to globally enhance high-quality benefits.

Corporate History

Founded in 1969, Quartknee.com is the premier provider of vapourware to augment 21st century hand-to-brand combat.

Our business strategy includes investing in our core competencies of schmoozing and slacking by letting our business run at a cash-negative position. This allows us to develop our internet properties into synergistic new business lines that are still pre-deployment. We are confident that 2003 will be our first profitable year and expelled a great amount of energy to reach that goal. We have a rich tradition of passion and dedication...

The Virtually Employed

Because we're still such a young company, our employees are more like friends than co-workers. We've scoured the globe to find the best staff...

Now powered by Carrot Juice™.

In an effort to cash in on the resurrection of the electronic gold rush, I'm keeping my new surname "Dot-com". Some of you may remember that in the last version of this site, I incorporated my auric field to reflect my new corporate identity. This is the updated, scrappy and happy, buzz word compliant Quartknee.com version 7.0. Now featuring some amazing and Bionic improvements...